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From Pimpinator to Prom Night...The Grist ROCKS...
April 13th, 2007 (03:39 pm)
current mood: tickled...
current song: Ataraxia "Scarlet Leaves"
current mood: tickled...
current song: Ataraxia "Scarlet Leaves"
Friday, 13 Apr 2007
 |  | Muscle preach Listen here, enviros: A-Schwarz wants to pimp you up. And he's got plans for the climate-hatas, too: soon they'll be the ones "like prohibitionists at a frat party," while greens are hot and sexy. Hey, guess we can cross that off our to-do list. |
 | The less brief, the better We're hung up in a big way on soy underwear from 2(x)ist, which brings "a new sense of style to what was once a purely functional part of one's wardrobe." We have no endowed -- er, doubt that it functions just fine. Is it hot in here? |  |
 | Black and white and tread all over To aid climate-change research, Brit scientists are |  |
 |  | Panic! At the risk-o Worried about warming? Disturbed by deforestation? Tormented by toxins? Well, take action: lie down on the big couch and talk about your mother. Or do what we do: take a big, deep breath of dirty air, and go look at those undie pics again. |
 | Don't forget to get laid Grist's guide to prom night: Get these guys to DJ. Be a natural beauty. Don't wear out the earth. Have Rachael Ray cater and pay for it all. And bust out your push-up-bra bag -- perfect for smuggling in, um, Kool-Aid. |  |
